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10) Bridesmaid dresses with butt bows
9) Bridal gown with butt bow
8) stupid DJ handing out neon glowsticks and dorky hats
7) cash bar
6) ruffled pastel tuxes with large lapels
5) generic ballroom with wood panel dance floor and movable partition
4) other wedding party taking place at same location at same time in the next room
3) overload of baby's breath and boring white flowers all over the reception
2) the electric slide
1) Guests in jeans at any part of the wedding
This list brought to you by Melissa and Eric being up early for no good reason
9) Bridal gown with butt bow
8) stupid DJ handing out neon glowsticks and dorky hats
7) cash bar
6) ruffled pastel tuxes with large lapels
5) generic ballroom with wood panel dance floor and movable partition
4) other wedding party taking place at same location at same time in the next room
3) overload of baby's breath and boring white flowers all over the reception
2) the electric slide
1) Guests in jeans at any part of the wedding
This list brought to you by Melissa and Eric being up early for no good reason
