on the radio:
Aug. 21st, 2001 12:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
eustaciavye77As I am getting dressed today some ad guy on the radio says "How would you like to have twice as much hair as you have now?"
I think I am NOT the target audience for that commercial. I have quite enough hair thank you. It's almost to my waist. I don't need anymore.
So right after the bald guy commercial comes "Ladies how would you like to increase your bust size? Our new product corrects the hormonal imbalance that leads to small breasts!" Wow. So my boobs or lack thereof are a hormonal imbalance! Silly me, I thought it was just natural variation or something! Ah well, I think I'll keep my "hormonal imbalance." If I correct it I am bound to make my back problems worse in the process. Besides that's what push-up bras are for.
It's amazing how often these ads are played in sequence, often followed by an ad for a particular weight loss product which, so far as I can tell, is the 2001 answer to taking speed.
to quote Wyndam:
500 rabid weasels in my underwear, what a world.
I think I am NOT the target audience for that commercial. I have quite enough hair thank you. It's almost to my waist. I don't need anymore.
So right after the bald guy commercial comes "Ladies how would you like to increase your bust size? Our new product corrects the hormonal imbalance that leads to small breasts!" Wow. So my boobs or lack thereof are a hormonal imbalance! Silly me, I thought it was just natural variation or something! Ah well, I think I'll keep my "hormonal imbalance." If I correct it I am bound to make my back problems worse in the process. Besides that's what push-up bras are for.
It's amazing how often these ads are played in sequence, often followed by an ad for a particular weight loss product which, so far as I can tell, is the 2001 answer to taking speed.
to quote Wyndam:
500 rabid weasels in my underwear, what a world.
