Its after midnight, I can be lewd now.

[eustaciavye77]

People I would totally shag if given the chance, even though I barely know them or don't know them at all:

Chris Corner (IAMX, Sneaker Pimps)
Patrick Wolf (but not in that outfit)
Brian Molko (placebo)
Stefan Olsdal (the gay one from Placebo, I said I'd shag them, I didn't say they'd shag me)
Steven Hewitt (Placebo)
Neal Stephenson
David Tennet
Andrew Volpe (Ludo)
Tim Convy (Ludo)
Richard Naiff (Keyboards from The Waterboys
Noel Fielding
Dean the guitarist from IAMX
Voltaire

I think that's it for now.