Shameless copying

malkie's quote posts reminded me that I never posted my quote list so here are the highlights:

Love means not coming on someone's head
- Me, on aim

Me: Aren;t you lonely over there?
Him: I have a fish!
-Wyndam on companionship

High tea: what you get when you put your pot in the tea instead of putting your tea in the pot
-Peter on drinks

Tact is the towel you wrap around the baseball bat before you whack someone with it.
-Wyndam on social convention

If you're not going to stab me through the heart, please don't get butter on my sweatshirt.
-Wyndam, on assasination

If I am ever lying passed out and you can't revive me and the fate of the world rests on you doing floating point math, remember that one does not always equal one.
-Wyndam on heroism

Stop the armageddon! Typo!
- Wyndam on ultimate destruction

i am small. i contain multitudes anyway
-Vicka on identity

"It's a desert wax and a floor topping"
-Wyndam on brain death

Has anyone made you look at the place with other potential roommates yet? That's absolutely the worst apartment hunting experience I've ever had.
"I know how to cook." "Oh, well, I can cook and I have really nice pans." It was like CAGED DEATH MATCH staged for the amusement of the current renters, who could just sit back and enjoy the festivities. Bastards!
-Parsnip on househunting

I don't think I could get that enthused about a god who liked celibacy
-Ben B. on faith

I wouldn't mind breasts so much if people wouldn't get mad when I grabbed them
-Lockmare on anatomy

I thought we were talking about beads here not prostitutes
-Greyhame on confusion

aaaah! panties!
-Lockmare on modesty

I lost Carolyn's head.
-Lockmare on misplaced items

I will lose my sense of humour about 2 days after I'm stone cold dead. And even then, I'm going to try to die in some sort of amusing position.
-Malkie on the bright side of death

I think that that would take 8 women, a ferret, a furby, beowulf cluster, fiberline, and about 20 more women.
-Malkie on sexual satisfaction

I have wierd friends

Shameless copying

malkie's quote posts reminded me that I never posted my quote list so here are the highlights:

Love means not coming on someone's head
- Me, on aim

Me: Aren;t you lonely over there?
Him: I have a fish!
-Wyndam on companionship

High tea: what you get when you put your pot in the tea instead of putting your tea in the pot
-Peter on drinks

Tact is the towel you wrap around the baseball bat before you whack someone with it.
-Wyndam on social convention

If you're not going to stab me through the heart, please don't get butter on my sweatshirt.
-Wyndam, on assasination

If I am ever lying passed out and you can't revive me and the fate of the world rests on you doing floating point math, remember that one does not always equal one.
-Wyndam on heroism

Stop the armageddon! Typo!
- Wyndam on ultimate destruction

i am small. i contain multitudes anyway
-Vicka on identity

"It's a desert wax and a floor topping"
-Wyndam on brain death

Has anyone made you look at the place with other potential roommates yet? That's absolutely the worst apartment hunting experience I've ever had.
"I know how to cook." "Oh, well, I can cook and I have really nice pans." It was like CAGED DEATH MATCH staged for the amusement of the current renters, who could just sit back and enjoy the festivities. Bastards!
-Parsnip on househunting

I don't think I could get that enthused about a god who liked celibacy
-Ben B. on faith

I wouldn't mind breasts so much if people wouldn't get mad when I grabbed them
-Lockmare on anatomy

I thought we were talking about beads here not prostitutes
-Greyhame on confusion

aaaah! panties!
-Lockmare on modesty

I lost Carolyn's head.
-Lockmare on misplaced items

I will lose my sense of humour about 2 days after I'm stone cold dead. And even then, I'm going to try to die in some sort of amusing position.
-Malkie on the bright side of death

I think that that would take 8 women, a ferret, a furby, beowulf cluster, fiberline, and about 20 more women.
-Malkie on sexual satisfaction

I have wierd friends