Ode to The Sandbox, mornings on WFNX

[eustaciavye77]

The post I lost was about my favorite radio show but that's okay, now I can write something even more ridiculous:

Oh Sandbox
You make my morning commute
Less unpleasant than a root canal
Even though I drive in massachusetts

Oh Sandbox
Were it not for you
I would have many more points on my license
Or be in jail for vehicular homicide

Oh Sandbox
How did i live without
My song is better than your song
"Who Said It"
"Fletcher Missed that Movie Too"

Oh Sandbox
To you nothing is sacred
I just hope you don't piss off any celebrities
The way Kathy Griffin did with her stage act

Oh Sandbox
I thank you for introducing me
To the joy of Five Guys Burgers
And reminding me about Fuddruckers cheese sauce

Oh Sandbox
I thank you for throwing a party
On my birthday
Even though the bar wouldn't let me drink Strongbow
Because Bud was the sponsor